One early morning, a group of very competitive golfers were desperately searching for one of their golf balls out in the deep rough.
After several minutes of laboring, the golfer who sliced his ball out into the trash declared that he had finally found his elusive ball, inciting another golfer in his group to scream, "He is a damn liar! I have his ball in my pocket."
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